Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

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Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby Ikarus on Wed May 14, 2008 9:05 pm

Okay, so in the entire wacky history of the crazy stories forum, no one has ever talked about the actual scars the have to prove themselves.
come on guys, what kinda scars ya got?
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Postby late_again on Wed May 14, 2008 9:25 pm

Once when i was a little kid, i ran to the door to say hi to my mommy, and i tripped and fell, hit my face on a table, and now i got the "scarface" scar thru my eyebrow. cant hardly see it tho....

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Postby crimpDWPK on Wed May 14, 2008 9:35 pm

i got a huge scar down my elbow from a chain poppin offf my bike when i was hauling ass.


and a big ass scars on my right knee from bike crashes.
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Postby dazey on Thu May 15, 2008 3:42 pm

no scars yet :( just paint on my hands
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Postby OMH on Thu May 15, 2008 10:42 pm

i have a scar on my neck from cutting a zip tie off with scissors.
that was stupid.
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Postby TASK on Fri May 16, 2008 12:57 am

OMH wrote:i have a scar on my neck from cutting a zip tie off with scissors.
that was stupid.

:shock: :lol:
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Postby FUNK on Fri May 16, 2008 3:51 am

How the hell did you manage to cut yourself that way? :shock: :lol:
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Postby Ikarus on Fri May 16, 2008 12:52 pm

so I guess it's my turn.
got three on my right knee. one from my dog attackin me cuz he thought I was a burglar comin home at 3 am. the other two from fallin on some rusted bars at a rooftop construction site (I was nine and playing hide and seek)
then there's the three on my jaw. one from skateboarding, one from just falling down somewhere(it's faded now tho) and one from when I was a little kid and I ran into a stone park table; knocked a hole clean through my lip, you could see my teeth n everything.
I'm just a clumsy ass motherf*cker
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Postby late_again on Fri May 16, 2008 1:36 pm

i also have two on my bottom lip from when i was a kid. two of my bottm teeth got stabed thru my lip when i wrecked a bike. but there near gone these days...
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Postby OMH on Sat May 17, 2008 1:09 am

FUNK wrote:How the hell did you manage to cut yourself that way? :shock: :lol:


haha, I have a lot of f*ckin scars.
But that's the most recent.
I was starting to lose oxygen, decided I should probably get it off.
So I cut it, and then realized my neck was bleeding.
Then I was like "aww, damn."

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Postby kaustik on Sun May 18, 2008 1:09 am

My homie was trying to be a habachi chef w/ a pocket knife and while he was twirling the sh*t,it slipped out and stuck me in my shin....i got all f*ckin dramatic,i wont even lie :lol: ...we were bombing too,but when the first chance for running came up,i was like "f*ck this",i felt it pulsating and had to end the night....he kicked me down w/ his last bowl,so i guess all was fair(sh*t man,he ruined my new pair of ben davis pants!)....good timez
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Postby dazey on Mon May 19, 2008 12:54 am

o0o i didnt know you ment any scars. well in that case i have one on all my fingers and knuckles from fights and climbing things, cuts on my hands from playin with knives when i was younger. scars on my head from couters, bed posts, desks, trampoline springs. and i got scars all over my legs and arms :) :P
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Postby NOUKE-9A on Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:59 am

Damn i was like 5 and i was runnin and there was like a broken wooden bench and i tripped over a tree root and bench had a big stake stickin out and it slid form my elbow to my hand and i have like a huge long scar 8)
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Postby biz-one on Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:45 pm

i have... a big scar on my finger from like 3 months ago, i was making pen ink, and trying to cut open a marks-a-lot with scissors, and they broke, and it cut a 2 inch flap on my finger...
a big scar on my cheeck from the same day [lmao] cuz i was messing with my dog, and she bit me in the face... i could poke my tongue through my cheek! lol...
a few more on my hands from knives..
and like 3 from tattoos-gone bad...
oh, and my freind accidentally threw a butterfly knife at me lmao.. so theres one on my theigh..
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Postby Kid1igwt on Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:51 pm

one time i was painting in this park and a cop SUV raced inwith lights, sirens and everything so i ran, hit a stump, rolled and kept running....when i got away i found out my big toe was broken and my nail had dug into the toe( dont ask me how) and so now my toe is kinda crooked and the nail is hella wierd lookin
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Postby GABEMEDS on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:43 pm

My turn.
2 on the face, one up on my right eyebrow, like mothaf*ckin scarface. The other on my upper lip from BMX.
4 or 5 on my arms, some I dont remember but one from when I was on a scooter screaming down a hill.
Like 20 on my legs. But this has to be my favourite story.

So when I was like 8 my family was in San Diego and we had brought my bike, right? My aunt (who we were with) had this huge hill by her house. So the first thing I do when we unpack is take the f*ck off screaming down this hill on my mothaf*ckin MONGOOSE, and hit a fire hydrant and fly like 25 feet.
From what I was told I was knocked out in the road and got my leg ran over by some dipsh*t in a Ford. So I gained, 1 broken leg, 1 concussion, 2 fractured ribs, and the mentality not to fly down hills and hit fire hydrants.
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Postby dotdotdot on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:44 pm

Best story award goes to you Gabe.
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Postby GABEMEDS on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:46 pm

dotdotdot wrote:Best story award goes to you Gabe.

Near 1000 post count award goes to you, Dot.
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Postby dotdotdot on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:47 pm

its cuz i have no life.
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Postby dotdotdot on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:48 pm

except on the weekends!
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