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flowpen |
| Question: |
WHY DOES MY FLOWPEN DRIP IN MY CAP? |
| AP Reply: |
As I sip on my cognac, I am reminded of a time in my life when I was young, reckless and spreading my seed about the town. I was a real Errol Flynn in those days. Gallivanting about the local drinking establishments, carousing with the ladies of the evening, and finding my way into their strange boudoirs. And in those times I experienced a myriad of maladies including (and not limited to) Lues Disease, French Pox, Enteritis and Dengue Fever. It wasn't until secured the services of a one Dr Percival Pompey that I learned that one can prevent the spread of such maladies by putting a protective prophylactic cap over my phallus. This device made of the intestinal tracts of ruminants or the gum of the Hevea Brasiliensis was my salvation. This simple cap has saved me from much pain and lost time due to being held at the local infirmary. I believe this cap you speak of works in the same way young chap. It is there to protect you from the drippings of said pens. So sally forth young rogue! And paint thy town red. You need not worry of such things as it is normal reaction of such viscous ink. So take care, and keep that pen of Flowing in a bag of lock zipping. And with this, you will be more the wiser!
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