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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby MBardz on Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:02 am

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this kid was trying to 270 the hip at the local skatepark on his bike. got caught on the coping on the way down. fell on his face. when i got to the park, he was sitting on the curb, spitting blood and holding his teeth.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:37 am

kids these days..
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby TERM 1 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:07 pm

i got chased last night and ended up running strait into a barbed wire fence, the fence punced holee in the side of me.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby Saeb on Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:33 pm

Shattered my arm just above the elbow playing hockey. Got a bunch of metal in there and a good 6 inch scar on the back of my arm
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby TERM 1 on Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:09 pm

Saeb wrote:Shattered my arm just above the elbow playing hockey. Got a bunch of metal in there and a good 6 inch scar on the back of my arm

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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby resk630 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:43 am

ok this is gonna sound realy real realy dumb but. i was tagin a slide at a park and some random grown man starts runnin at me (im black so wen we see ppl run we start runnin also. its in our nature.) so theres did huge patch of grass i have 2 run through. and theres the part where the grass meets the sidewalk and the grass is lower than the sidewalk. i turned 2 look back and nxt thing i knw i was like 30 ft away and my big toe had a weird ass feeling. and i was lucky cuz after it happened and i was able 2 get a good look behind me there was a huge ass german shepard some guy accidentaly let loose biting some guys foot. i walk home(with a limp) and take off mah shoe and sock(smelled hella bad.) my nail was off all the way and sum how i had a huge cut oon the top of my toe. went 2 the doctors like 3 months later and my toe was broke and theres chipped pieces just floating in my foot and sometime in da future i have 2 get surgery 2 get em all removed.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:49 pm

you hella scurred
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby resk630 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:40 pm

hahaha. i aint gonna lie i am. hella antcy(if thats how yu spell it) and i dnot trust weird sh*t like a car goin around a block more dan once.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby graffiti4fun on Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:03 am

i have like 2 scars on my left leg and 1 on my right.. 2 on the left from learning how to unicycle with metal pedals and 1 on the right from slipping on a fence, half from falling the fence scraaped down my leg. dang.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby zoroonelaf on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:49 am

i got a scar on ma dic cause i was f*kin this chick while she was prego and the baby started given me haed and bit ma dic cause it could fit in its small ass mouth.. cause dats how big my dic is..8===========================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby MaC2o6 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:53 am

woah...that wasnt dumb at all
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby zoroonelaf on Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:12 am

haa u dont have to be nice i know its retarded i cant go to sleep so i gotta entertain myself somehow..........
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby MBardz on Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:57 pm

the baby was a boy. u gay.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:51 pm

i wish i was as cool as zoro
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby sinus on Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:10 am

you can only wish.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby sake10 irgK on Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:54 pm

i have a few scars on my hands from making pen ink,trying to break open markers that dont open with knives and a couple others from knives.a bunch on my shins and elbows.one on mt chin i was 5 riding my bike down a hill......i fell.i used a dirty sock to keep my chin from bleeding.good sh*t.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby sinus on Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:04 pm

oh sake, :roll:
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby sumcat on Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:19 pm

aight, i have a story. i was maybe 5, i had this mini mountain bike my parents got me as a birthday present, sh*t must have been from the goodwill because it was haggard looking back but it was the sh*t to me. me and my friends used to bomb this hill that was hella steep and had a huge speed bump at the end, so we'd mob and do jumps of it. anyways, i was mobbin, about to hit the speed bump, and my front wheel fell off. i ate maaad sh*t. scraped a lot of skin off of my cheek and forehead and knees and ran home crying haha. i was lucky i didn't break my neck or something... this was back when i lived in redmond at an apartment complex.
another time we were jumping off of a rock wall, we gathered a bunch of hay and dry leaves and made a huge pile and we'd jump into it. this kid jumps too far and misses the pile. breaks his arm really bad. same kid falls out of his window (2nd story!) a couple weeks or months later. and this kid just had the worst luck, like we were exploring woods looking for a place to build a fort and we got all sketched out cause we thought we saw a wolf (we were 5 haha, it was probably a dog) and start running through bushes. hit a wasps nest underground and the kid get stung a couple times, once on his eye. and he got stuck on the roof of the complex once too.
got bit by a dragon fly living there, that sucked.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby SCOE on Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:11 pm

one time i was playing baseball inside.. and the ball hit a light, which broke over my right eye..
pretty crackin.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby Shaolin Ups on Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:56 pm

SCOE wrote:one time i was playing baseball inside.. and the ball hit a light, which broke over my right eye..
pretty crackin.



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