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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby MBardz on Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:09 pm

this is relevant here
i tried surfing this weekend. lets just say it was too rough out for me to learn lol. i got hit in the face and the dick by the board. no bruises or anything, but it kinda hurt. and i was playing a game of skate and popped a nollie. my foot went over the end and my razortail went right into the sode of my shin. hurt like a b*tch.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby icametopaint on Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:14 pm

You got hit by a dick?
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:15 pm

hahah^

my dad went surfing, and he fell off the board and the fins sliced his head. he had to get stitches
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby zoroonelaf on Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:24 pm

ha i hit this chick in the face wit my dick
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:46 pm

not
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby zoroonelaf on Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:48 pm

ahh ya caught me
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby SCOE on Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:13 pm

i was kicking it with this girl once, and she was telling me about all the times she had been dick slapped.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:27 pm

and then you cock slapped her in the face
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby SCOE on Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:41 pm

of course!
nah but, we were sitting at the bus stop, and apparantly it looked like i was getting head..
it was funny, at least six cars honked in less than five minutes..
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby A Rock on Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:54 pm

How were you sitting?
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby ace111dom111tora*-- on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:50 am

obviously she was leanin or going down town to get somtin out
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby SCOE on Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:25 pm

she was sitting on her knees, and i was on the bench. hahaha
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:27 pm

NIICE
im sure ur rep went +++++
lol
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby SCOE on Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:04 pm

pretty much!
hahaha, her thong was hanging out and everything.
these guys stopped and tried to get her into their car.
it was like, a minivan full of drunk college bros.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby BIO_Hazard on Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:06 pm

Near the end of the school year last year this kid tried taking my iPod. I didn't want to fight or any sh*t like that so I just tried getting it back without any trouble. The idiot waited till I had my back turned to a flight of stairs, punched me three times in the face and ran off. Like on the first punch one of my teeth went through my upper lip. Being the dumb ass I was, I went after him, leaving a puddle of blood at the spot it started, and a trail to where it ended. I followed him to another set of stairs, where one of his friends jumped in and start hitting me. Ignored him and tackled the kid with my iPod, and ended up getting kicked in the face a few times. Basicly the f*ckers gave me a free lip piercing, along with a bunch of marks on my face. I had a picture of the hole somewhere, cant find it now.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:26 am

stab both of them
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby TERM 1 on Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:48 am

oaktownshine wrote:stab both of them

agreed
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby street chaos klique on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:43 pm

uhhhh doggy, i was gettin down with some fat ass sh*t talking cocky ass mo f*cka named akme, right....
straight caught that nukka doin some toy ass fill in over a burner i got up on the highway.
so im servin him up good seein how i have been in MMA for 2 years right, dude pulls a shank
goes for my chest, i put my hand there for protection, he got the side of my mof*ckin wrist down to my f*ckin forarm,
f*ck that sh*t, puttin in work and puttin it down, still f*cked his ass up after just got slashed and sh*t,
my homies drop, demise, and ideas straight jumped in and served him up with me, and we took his bike
made his b*tch ass walk 8 miles home.
f*ck it though,
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby samurailouis on Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:32 pm

street chaos klique wrote:uhhhh doggy, i was gettin down with some fat ass sh*t talking cocky ass mo f*cka named akme, right....
straight caught that nukka doin some toy ass fill in over a burner i got up on the highway.
so im servin him up good seein how i have been in MMA for 2 years right, dude pulls a shank
goes for my chest, i put my hand there for protection, he got the side of my mof*ckin wrist down to my f*ckin forarm,
f*ck that sh*t, puttin in work and puttin it down, still f*cked his ass up after just got slashed and sh*t,
my homies drop, demise, and ideas straight jumped in and served him up with me, and we took his bike
made his b*tch ass walk 8 miles home.
f*ck it though,
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:14 pm

you got emo scars now
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