Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby biz-one on Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:27 pm

REMUF wrote:by gangs or wat?

i f*cken hate them gangs...my jaw clicks wen i open it but i cant take a picture of that can i

my jaw pops on the left when i open it and move it slightly to the left... i dont even know why it does that, haha.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby REMUF on Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:09 pm

mine cuz i got knocked the f*ck out
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby biz-one on Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:13 pm

REMUF wrote:mine cuz i got knocked the f*ck out

im pretty sure mine is from when i was 2, i was jumping on my bed and i fell off and slammed my jaw on the corner of a table, and i had to get like 7 stitches and sh*t... f*cked my jaw up pretty bad, so maybe thats it.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby Fahout-Mist on Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:23 pm

or maybe it was just all that deepthroat.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby biz-one on Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:29 pm

Fahout-Mist wrote:or maybe it was just all that deepthroat.

how does your mother giving me deepthroat affect my jaw?
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby Fahout-Mist on Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:36 pm

wait so are saying u fly all the way to australia? and even so, your dick isnt big enough for deepthroat.

oh and that reminds me of a good joke.
NR before u get angry

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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby biz-one on Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:57 pm

Fahout-Mist wrote:wait so are saying u fly all the way to australia? and even so, your dick isnt big enough for deepthroat.

i dont fly out there, i make that b*tch come over here.
and the 3 inch hulk is totally big enough for deepthroat you idiot.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby KingGeorgeIII on Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:35 am

oh haha i forgot the one on the inside edge of my right knee from stabbing myself with a punch dagger. I have sooo many cuts from f*cking around with knives. I never learn either :roll:
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby KingGeorgeIII on Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:36 am

biz-one wrote:
Fahout-Mist wrote:wait so are saying u fly all the way to australia? and even so, your dick isnt big enough for deepthroat.

i dont fly out there, i make that b*tch come over here.
and the 3 inch hulk is totally big enough for deepthroat you idiot.

a.k.a. deepmouth
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby TyroneBigguns on Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:40 am

oh yeah i also got bite marks on my cock
I spilled gravy all over my balls...
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby dreaken1993 on Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:29 pm

my bad
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby GOSTE on Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:20 pm

dreaken1993 wrote:my bad

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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby Fahout-Mist on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:08 pm

GOSTE wrote:
dreaken1993 wrote:my bad

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a gay baby is born in an awkward silence.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby MethRSK on Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:58 am

you're not funny.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby sporoner on Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:18 pm

i got bruises on my wrists from handcuffs. nuff said. lol
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby sumcat on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:10 pm

One time I got a blister on my finger from painting. owwie
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby AMPlify on Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:28 pm

slit my leg with a exacto-knife trying to make a piggyback cap :|
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby dreaken1993 on Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:26 pm

gotta burn on my hand now cause i hit a board and it knocked over my lamp and it was on my hand for like 3 secs.
and i had to cut a splinter outa my finger yesterday
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby icametopaint on Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:23 pm

Three huge scars like 4-5 inches on my leg from when i broke my leg and collar bone on my dirtbike.I have a few on my knuckles,like 5 on my leg.Bailed on my board skating down a big hill (lol) so now i'll have a quater sized scar on my hip.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby sully654 on Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:47 pm

2 semi large scars from pedal bite. they like dent in and there red as hell. lmao this happened to my friend while he was surfing
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best part is.......it was on friday the 13th haha
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