Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby TERM 1 on Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:18 pm

just wondering about the can blowing up thing, a flick of a lighter wont blow a can up it takes a little more
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby some old esh lass on Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:24 am

this may sound pretty stupid

but i got a mad one on me shin from trying to jump over a table
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby PRAE2? on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:22 am

Im all scarred up. I wrecked doin a wheelie on the 5 and my knee, my side right where you pants go and my elbow got screwed up. If you live in San Diego you know the interstates are all grooved and thats what my scars look like. sh*t sucked gettin all the sh*t out with a fingernail brush. I got scars all over my legs from skateboarding when I was a kid. I also have 3 screws and a rod in my left ankle from casing a double on my dirtbike.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby DHIE on Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:53 am

^^sounds nasty...i know how that 5 be lookin son.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:34 pm

when i was like 9 i was taking out the trash and there was this metal top from a nut can in the trash bag and it poked through the bag and sliced my leg. i had to go in to the ER and get stitches.

one like this:
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby markcontrades on Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:11 pm

i was going out tagging one night and i was suppose to meet up with homies not knowing the street i was walking on there was ah fight about to break out there between my boiz and this gang called bahala na gang. i was by myself when ah swarm of guys who were like 25 23 came by and started sh*t kuz they thought that i was the one tagging bahala na killer on there turf. so then when i seen the first guy with ah gun i pulled out my montana can from my pocked and sprayed the hell outta his eyes. then his boiz hit me with ah bat and i got stomped to death. i tried to get up not knowing that my arm was cut into three slices by a sword. the top slice was pretty deep. my arm almost fell off literly.it was half way there. then everyone scattered and i was just to bzy tryna get up and walk home. till someone came to help and screamed and called 911 lol.. nothing on my mind, no tears, not pissed off or anything, just pretty stoked that my cans and book was missing because i just bought those cans...but yea thats my story....sucks lol
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby zoroonelaf on Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:31 pm

i got a scar on like my boob/pec/tit cause i pulled a no hander off this ramp on my bike and i leaned to far foward and the brake like cut me and i bent the sh*t out of the brake..
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:08 pm

how can you post something like that right after markcontrade's story... which btw doesnt completely sound true at all. like i'd like to see some flicks of the scar on ur arm from being samurai'd
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby zoroonelaf on Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:09 pm

yea same here i woulda been f*kd after beein cut in the arm three times
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby markcontrades on Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:42 pm

oaktownshine wrote:how can you post something like that right after markcontrade's story... which btw doesnt completely sound true at all. like i'd like to see some flicks of the scar on ur arm from being samurai'd


is this enough proof?
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im not traumatized or anything, i just see it as another bad day LoL
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:57 pm

ouch. did ur arm fully recover? like is it as strong and stuff as before
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby markcontrades on Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:02 pm

nope. i have a dent where the huge opening was. i cant lift my hand all the way because my tendons is almost off...its strong kuz i went tagging right after i got out the hospital. lol after the stitches came out i started climbing sh*t as usual to get it going and used to everything again. but when i got it out the mini cast my arm looked like an alien hand lol. really skinny like a bone. its fully recovered now though
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby DHIE on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:54 am

damn mark...that sh*t looks horrible.
glad you made it through it though.
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby zoroonelaf on Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:42 am

ha damn i threw up alittle
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby Mrs Writer on Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:52 am

DAYUM!!
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby BAVER on Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:03 pm

DO YOU GUYS NOT REALIZE HOW RIDICULOUS A SWORD IS?!
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:07 pm

they musta been on some yakuza type sh*t.. what gangbanger carries around a fricken sword?
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby icametopaint on Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:16 pm

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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby zoroonelaf on Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:16 pm

yea un less it was a light saber that dude could carry that sh*t anywhere and like pop out and kut the mutha f*ker up
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Re: Wonder why this hasn't been brought up yet...

Postby oaktownshine on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:57 pm

hahaha yeah
"ey homie whats that?"
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