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weird day

Postby KORE on Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:21 pm

me and a friend were just chilling at the park drinking coke when one of em just explodes all over us so we went to the bathroom to wash it off cuz it was sticky as f*ck. we were washing our hands and i saw a great spot next to the mirror and i had a pocket can on me so i just did a quick tag. i finished it and out of nowhere this 7 year old kid walks in and says "watcha doin b*tch this is my turf!" so me and my friend just start cracking up thinking the kids just messing around and that f*cker comes up to me and socks me in the jaw, my bottom lip hits a tooth and blood just starts gushing... my can was still in my hand and i got realy pissed and hit him in the nose with the bottom of my can and he falls over crying so we just booked it cuz he started screaming loud as f*ck. so we bike over to the other side of the park thinking everything would be ok when we here sirens, so i took a look and there was a cop car with 2 pigs standing in front of the bathroom and we got the f*ck out of there.
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Re: weird day

Postby resk630 on Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:32 pm

BREH!
You got leaked by a 7 year old?!
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Re: weird day

Postby KORE on Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:36 pm

i was cracking up so fcking hard i started tearing up, didnt think the little f*cker would go up and sock me. i dont even know whats worse, that i let a seven year old put a hole in my lip or that i broke his nose with a can.
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Re: weird day

Postby resk630 on Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:38 pm

that he made you bleed with his fist...you will never get up more than him because when he gets older you're gonna be his little b*tch. racking supplies for him. and he gonna start f*cking your mom.
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Re: weird day

Postby KORE on Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:53 pm

are we really gonna argue about me getting up more than a 7 year old 8) ?
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Re: weird day

Postby resk630 on Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:06 pm

resk630 wrote:that he made you bleed with his fist...you will never get up more than him because when he gets older you're gonna be his little b*tch. racking supplies for him. and he gonna start f*cking your mom.

this
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Re: weird day

Postby KORE on Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:23 pm

oh.... i doubt he even writes cuz only other graff in the park other then the one i did is a dick someone carved into a bench. and the kid carries a f*cking nerf gun in his pocket so i think hed get shot sooner then he picks up a can.
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Re: weird day

Postby sumcat on Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:25 pm

Pathetic. Now if you get caught slippin cops will question you for assault too! Nice!
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Re: weird day

Postby KORE on Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:35 pm

i already got reported to the cops by my principal and they said if i get caught again its probation so i just gotta be carefull and not get caught. besides he wouldve gotten f*cked up eventually anyway for goin up to people 2 times bigger than him and trying to sock em out, if that didnt teach him then hes f*cked.
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Re: weird day

Postby sur1 on Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:57 pm

cracked him in the face with a pocket can.

wow.

3 seconds after i read that, i was like wow, imma go to jail if they catch me
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Re: weird day

Postby KORE on Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:18 pm

naw not the can part, if he snitches they got me for the tag
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Re: weird day

Postby sur1 on Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:26 pm

when did this happen?
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Re: weird day

Postby KORE on Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:48 pm

either monday or tuesday i lost track of the day
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Re: weird day

Postby sur1 on Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:53 pm

umm.todays tuesday?
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Re: weird day

Postby ccsdo5 on Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:19 pm

this is pathetic dude he was 7, should been like yeah my b and left, not wack him in the face with a can of paint.....
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Re: weird day

Postby KORE on Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:19 pm

f*ck... i really gotta look at the date, then it was either monday or sunday
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Re: weird day

Postby sur1 on Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:20 pm

the lil f*cker jacked him though.
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Re: weird day

Postby ccsdo5 on Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:22 pm

shoulda gave him a swirly i mean you were in the bathroom eh?
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Re: weird day

Postby KORE on Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:25 pm

i feel bad about it now but f*ck, my mouth was full of blood and i got really pissed. i didnt really think it through
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Re: weird day

Postby KORE on Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:29 pm

and a swirly woulda been a great idea, i just wasent thinking straight and the can was the first thing that came to mind
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