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uh oh no lighter!

Postby Yellow on Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:54 am

Alright, smokers, you all know you've been in the same situation: You have that super dank/schwag bongload/blunt completely ready to go. Everyone else is passed out and you just can't wait to take this straight to yr face.

All of a sudden f*ck! You remembered you lost your lighter the night before. What do you do to somehow get that bowl roasting, you know if for some reason you cant go to the gas station or something and get some matches?!


I just had to go through this, and it took a while to figure out a way. But finally got a piece of spegettii and lit it with matches and used it to spark er up!

so does anyone have any better techinques of making fire for those times that you just need to smoke and no one else is around, and you dont have access to matches or that lighter technology sh*t?
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby 8{} on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:45 am

search the pockets of the passed out peoples for lighters
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby A Rock on Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:14 pm

common sence^

anyway, use a stove to catch some sh*t on fire and use that.
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby vice on Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:43 pm

A Rock wrote:common sence^

anyway, use a stove to catch some sh*t on fire and use that.

^^^ or just use the f*ckin stove. Especially if it's a blunt.
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby A Rock on Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:11 pm

yee, he said a bong so I was helpin with that.
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby Mrs Writer on Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:25 am

Twist up some notebook paper, in a twist and use the stove to light that.

If you have a candle, light that with the flaming notebook paper

Keep a pot full of water or the sink or something nearby, so it case it starts burning really fast you won't catch sh*t on fire
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby TheMadUnit on Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:17 am

The Fire Bow. Once you have a hot ember, toss it in the bowl and toke..............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmipIIBpzMk

Will come in handy when you're lost in the woods and about to be eatin by bears.............
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby sur1 on Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:25 am

use a magnifying glass.

A fire starting lens can be made from clear and flat ice by melting one side of a piece of it in the palm of your hand so that the melted side becomes rounded like a lens.

this will work better if you live in iceland and the sun is up all the time.

Do not look at the sun with your magnifying glass.
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby STARK517 on Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:51 pm

If you're at a house with an electric stovetop range w/coils, take a knife and lean it so the knife is just chillin leaning on the coil, let them heat up, and bam, you've got something to light it with. Too easy.

As a writer, you've already got an edge up on McGyvering sh*t. (or you at least SHOULD)
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby t-pain on Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:23 am

Get your lazy black ass up and go to the gas station.
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby ReSeM on Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:19 pm

^^ word
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby ARMNhammer on Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:39 pm

STARK517 wrote:If you're at a house with an electric stovetop range w/coils, take a knife and lean it so the knife is just chillin leaning on the coil, let them heat up, and bam, you've got something to light it with. Too easy.

As a writer, you've already got an edge up on McGyvering sh*t. (or you at least SHOULD)

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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby ClickClack on Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm

knifers ftw!
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby vice on Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:50 am

knife hits seem like waaaay too much work.
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby ClickClack on Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:02 am

squish it between two knifes its easy
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby vice on Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:20 am

so is hitting a bowl.
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby ClickClack on Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:03 am

im just saying it's like a homeade bong but better. i recommend trying it sometime.
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby MistahAROS on Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:01 pm

knifers can be dangerous lol
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby godless on Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:04 pm

Yellow wrote:Alright, smokers, you all know you've been in the same situation: You have that super dank/schwag bongload/blunt completely ready to go. Everyone else is passed out and you just can't wait to take this straight to yr face.

All of a sudden f*ck! You remembered you lost your lighter the night before. What do you do to somehow get that bowl roasting, you know if for some reason you cant go to the gas station or something and get some matches?!


I just had to go through this, and it took a while to figure out a way. But finally got a piece of spegettii and lit it with matches and used it to spark er up!

so does anyone have any better techinques of making fire for those times that you just need to smoke and no one else is around, and you dont have access to matches or that lighter technology sh*t?


I'm failing to see the problem here.
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Re: uh oh no lighter!

Postby ReSeM on Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:32 pm

i just caught that
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