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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby frosty on Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:56 pm

i found a dollar in a pile of corn that was dumped on the tracks.
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby godless on Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:32 am

that's weird cuz one time I found a piece of corn in a dump someone had piled on the tracks
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby conky on Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:12 am

Once after consuming quite a massive amount of corn, I found myself by some tracks needing to take a dump. I did so on said tracks.
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby frosty on Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:01 am

i think it's time i revealed my streak to you guys.
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby godless on Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:58 pm

you're craper? never would've pegged you for the creepy+rapist type.
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby frosty on Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:08 am

i be climbin' in yo window and sh*ttin' on yo bed.
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby TREW on Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:04 pm

hide ya' toilets.. hide ya' urinal cause he deficatin ova' eveurybody
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Homeless sh*t.....

Postby GEOH206 on Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:42 pm

I'm not gonna hate on the homeless for this but.... I was in the SODO trying to hit up the freeway up by the Jungle, too many people were posted up there (work crews etc...) so I figured it wasn't the best idea especially in the middle of the day, i'm walking to chinatown with the homie and I see a shipping container in need of a throwie, so I step to the side asking the homie to spot for me I creep up to the side and hit it up, my adrenalines going and sh*t and I jump away from the container to feel something cold and slimy hit my leg, wondering what it was I pay it no mind until i'm walking over to the street when I smell this horrible stench emitting from my leg I look down to see diarrhea covering my foot and leg, my immediate response oh sh*t....I start trying to clean it off with the rest of my drink and the bandana that was in my pocket to no avail, the stench just got worse my friend threw up all the candy corn he ate earlier and me....I eventually got used to the smell, trying hard not to be noticed we made our way to the nearest gas station in search of a bathroom, when I got there it was out of order, JUST MY f*ckING LUCK!!!!!! so we walk another few blocks to the mcdonalds bathroom: costumers only, I'M BROKE MOTHERf*ckER!!!!! f*ck IT I'M GETTING THIS sh*t OFF!!!!!! I walk in wash as much of it off as I can and it still stinks, feeling hopeless I call my dad asking him to pick us up he replies, "You think I want you in my car?!" Finally he comes around and picks us up lucky I didn't have on a pair of Jordans at the time cause I threw those shoes out as fast as I could, from now on i'm checking the ground as well as the street when I go out bombing.
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby mistermoob on Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:17 pm

i met norm while doing a piece... not really crazy but it was awesome
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby resk on Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:18 pm

in the bay?
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby mistermoob on Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:26 pm

resk wrote:in the bay?

nope
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Re: Homeless sh*t.....

Postby TREW on Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:31 pm

mistermoob wrote:i met norm while doing a piece... not really crazy but it was awesome

i this is true thats real cool.
and.

GEOH206 wrote:i got poop on me

how does diarrhea get on your leg and not just on your shoe?
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Re: Homeless sh*t.....

Postby mistermoob on Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:02 pm

TREW wrote:
mistermoob wrote:i met norm while doing a piece... not really crazy but it was awesome

i this is true thats real cool.
and.

GEOH206 wrote:i got poop on me

how does diarrhea get on your leg and not just on your shoe?

i imagine it was a pile.. but theres not many ways you can get sh*t on your shoe and leg
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby TREW on Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:25 pm

thats what i was confused by. and diahrea does not stack well
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby Gluecap on Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:20 pm

TREW wrote: diahrea does not stack well

Nuff said.
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby ALL CITY BOMBER on Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:22 pm

i once found 5 cans of spray paint in the bushes lucky me they were almost full i guess some guy had to ditch them no bs
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby TREW on Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:57 pm

i found 5 grams in a soccer bag with soccer cleats in it nowhere near a feild at a pretty hard to get to chillspot by me
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby xZeeQo on Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:09 pm

I found the truth in TREW story oh wait I didn't..
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby mistermoob on Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:57 pm

xZeeQo wrote:I found the truth in TREW story oh wait I didn't..

i found some sense in a zZeeQo post oh wait i didnt..
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Re: things you find while bombing

Postby Gluecap on Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:26 pm

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