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Re: Racking

Postby ChocolateMilk on Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:18 am

I'm grocery store fiend
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Re: Racking

Postby conky on Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:43 pm

ChocolateMilk wrote:I'm grocery store fiend

Pricey wine and flank steaks don't buy themselves, also, I don't think I've paid for batteries in around 5+ years.....though I go through a ridiculous amount of batteries.
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Re: Racking

Postby arglebargle on Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:39 am

Conky you supply a decent amount of entertainment for me when im on the forums haha
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Re: Racking

Postby Sm. on Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:05 am

Battery Nun-chucks?
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Re: Racking

Postby OMEN2 on Tue May 29, 2012 7:39 am

ChocolateMilk wrote:I'm grocery store fiend

i would starve without them...................................





i need a job....
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Re: Racking

Postby ChocolateMilk on Wed May 30, 2012 12:29 pm

Heard that. Did a year on work comp lived the good life sh*ts over now. Trying to get a job on a river casino; gimmi them tips and smoking inside is winning.
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Re: Racking

Postby TheWhat on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:32 am

if i rack sharpies, will the beeper go off? they have a sticker on them with a barcode. ive racked from there before but i took the sticker off the marker first. and if i rack a lot of them, will the alarm go off too?
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Re: Racking

Postby AZMA on Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:24 am

hahahahahahahaha
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Re: Racking

Postby BAVER on Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:37 pm

i had to steal tampons today. beeper did not go off thankfully
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Re: Racking

Postby THE RUSSIAN BEAR on Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:35 am

anybody ever steal condoms? expecting most of you did but i racked a box yesterday.
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Re: Racking

Postby godless on Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:11 pm

Wtf i need a condom for when she was born with 2 perfectly good ones
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Re: Racking

Postby NeirOne on Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:55 pm

I never need to buy a condom when all the girls usually provide ones with these special little holes in them
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Re: Racking

Postby THE RUSSIAN BEAR on Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:10 pm

godless wrote:Wtf i need a condom for when she was born with 2 perfectly good ones

:D :mrgreen:
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Re: Racking

Postby TheMadUnit on Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:50 pm

This is by far the dumbest section of this forum. Crazy stories needs to go. Just sayin...................
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Re: Racking

Postby Curb Stomp on Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:41 pm

But (Pun) unit what about those tight buttholes?
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Re: Racking

Postby StoneyMcPot on Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:03 am

a pack of basic decos at my local art store is 20$!! f*ck that!! they're basically asking you to rack em'
Craziest story I have is i had a bunch of sh*t in my waistband and I turn the corner out the aisle to dip out the store & I see the security dude walkin' right at me, lookin' at me, we're both walkin towards eachother 'cause he's comin' from the door, I was flippin out with the instinct to run (cause somehow he knows right?) but we just walked right past eachother eventually....no problems and I slink out heart beeting out of my chest hahahaha. Cool heads prevailed
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Re: Racking

Postby chinky1321 on Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:41 pm

TheWhat wrote:if i rack sharpies, will the beeper go off? they have a sticker on them with a barcode. ive racked from there before but i took the sticker off the marker first. and if i rack a lot of them, will the alarm go off too?


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Re: Racking

Postby Curb Stomp on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:59 am

Back when I was a minor stealing 6 packs was always interesting. Plus watching lady's wearing dresses trying to steal whole ham's is pretty funny.
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Re: ???

Postby SeaTownSavage on Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:41 pm

Dub wrote:i don't get it, how the f*ck do you walk out of a store with 5 full size cans of paint?? especially with all the peas rollin around and makin noise


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Re: ???

Postby SCAIR on Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:24 pm

SeaTownSavage wrote:
Dub wrote:i don't get it, how the f*ck do you walk out of a store with 5 full size cans of paint?? especially with all the peas rollin around and makin noise


you put the cans faceup inside your jeans held where your waist is. also, put rubber bands around jeans. and wear a baggy sweashirt over the jeans so no one can see the outline. simple lol :D

this kid though^^^^ smh....
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