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Postby GABEMEDS on Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:12 pm

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Postby MBardz on Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:13 pm

stop drop and roll
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Postby GOSTE on Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:14 pm

gnashgfx wrote:I was posted up in a trainyard one time by the port of (edited), I had found a hole in the fence, probably made by junkies tryna find a place to fix. Anywho, I had a forty of old gold 800 and a ten sack i was gonna roll a blunt with. So i hear f*cking clanking and LOUD @$$ banging coming from the dark @$$ trains layed up, and i was trippping thinking it was port police.

Then this f*cking dude i always see at northgate, the mean dude always asking for cash, stumbles out, smoking a stoge, and sits next to me. I was tripping on some new sh*t cuz he stank and he's an asshole and i don't wanna fight tonight.

So he sat down, offered me a brand new f*cking newporrt 100, which is like a peace offering hahaha, and i let him sip on some english. Hahaha then as I was rolling the bleezy he gets up real quick and f*cking runs to the fence hole, and im all what the f*ck what the f*ck, so i called my brother up, he scooped me up in a [Edited] 95 tahoe and we smoked in the 7-11 parking lot off 35th.

Later I hear he tried to drag some lady out of her car and got tased by SPD. Hahaha


Not exactly riveting but funny nonetheless

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Re: Crack Head Stories

Postby OMEN2 on Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:00 pm

NEWPORTS!
love em.
haha crack head peace offerings.
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Postby TyroneBigguns on Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:44 am

tagaholic wrote:3 stories

i was out at like 3 in the morning a base head comes up to me and says u got 20 dollars for bus fare?
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my frend was sellin and a crack head comes up and tries to write him a check.
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i was walking around my apartments and a dope feend comes out of a corner and yells b*tchES AINT sh*t and walks off


LOL. i got f*cked up by a crack head bum with a rake
I spilled gravy all over my balls...
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Re: Crack Head Stories

Postby MistahAROS on Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:24 pm

well one time i gotta crackhead 2 smoke a cig through his nose lol
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Re: Crack Head Stories

Postby vice on Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:34 pm

Aros: please stop bumping old threads with pointless stories.
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