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Re: Chased

Postby conky on Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:25 am

You understand that huffing random sh*t is one of the reasons that the 425 is a cesspool full of brain-dead crackbabies right?
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Re: Chased

Postby Gluecap on Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:27 am

I blame the 425 queerness on lg
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Re: Chased

Postby godless on Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:24 pm

You and your friends should spray each other in the face, gets you so f*cking trashed
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Re: Chased

Postby TREW on Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:04 pm

well breakin into and f*ckin up your school is cool... huffin sh*t kinda balances it out though.
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Re: Chased

Postby DTCxNYC on Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:30 pm

At night me and my bro were bored so we decided to tag a dumpster in riverside park. Almost done and I hear some dude yell "HEY STOP". hoped, the fence out and ran for like 10 blocks and hoped on a subway and safe! haha never prayed to god before that
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Re: Chased

Postby resign on Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:09 pm

DTCxNYC wrote:At night me and my bro were bored so we decided to tag a dumpster in riverside park. Almost done and I hear some dude yell "HEY STOP". hoped, the fence out and ran for like 10 blocks and hoped on a subway and safe! haha never prayed to god before that

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Re: Chased

Postby xZeeQo on Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:04 pm

You tagged a dumpster that was your mom's house duh fuuuck!
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Re: Chased

Postby godless on Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pm

i see what you were trying to do there, but your delivery sucks. shoulda been more like "ain't your moms gunna be mad that you were taggin the side of your house like that?"
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Re: Chased

Postby conky on Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:01 pm

You guys are trippin, the dumpster is the guest house, his mom sleeps in the recycling bin.
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Re: Chased

Postby xZeeQo on Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:24 am

Oh well ill try next time.
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Re: Chased

Postby CO on Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:07 pm

one time i was taggin dis trash can in da burbs and da boyz showd up and pulld der guns on me. i startd runnnin and mah homie revok showed up in da choppah.

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Re: Chased

Postby CO on Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:10 pm

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i know i jacked one of the 80 pounder ones and emptied it and its flame retardant it is because i sucks all the oxygen up and when u inhale it you arnt getting enough oxygen but it sure was fun as f*ck and it can cause cancer


yeah, cancers fun as fvck
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Re: Chased

Postby Str8bomber on Wed May 04, 2011 5:59 pm

Few months ago me and my homies stayed after skool to catch some tags and we was just walkin and with mops and stuff and then my bro decided to fill in one of his hollow throwups he did few days ago well he didnt have a fat cap on him and crap paint do it took him like 8 mins and while we were walkin away we turn around and see a cop thatvjust light his lights up we all split i ran down a hill to a parking lot wen i get there i look back and see that i lost tje cop so i took off my sweat shirt and bandana i was walkin and i could hear a sound of rattling metal i turn around and see a dog runnig after me with a star on it i started running again and thena cop pulls into the parking lot with his lights flashing well the dog jumped and bit my f****** leg and it hurtblike h*** well i kicked it off and look to the side to see a huge black cop running at me and he lays me out i hit the concrete and slaps the cuffs on 6 months probation damn it was fun though
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Re: Chased

Postby vice on Wed May 04, 2011 8:32 pm

I hope you don't mean you were doing these tags AT school.
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Re: Chased

Postby CO on Wed May 04, 2011 9:02 pm

police dogs wear badges?
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Re: Chased

Postby Coffee on Thu May 05, 2011 1:56 am

CO wrote:police dogs wear badges?

Only the ones that aren't undercover.
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Re: Chased

Postby Str8bomber on Thu May 05, 2011 6:50 pm

No it wasnt at skool it was at a big lots and the star was on a hankerchief the dog was weariN
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Re: Chased

Postby NotZQ on Thu May 05, 2011 7:57 pm

I bet you got raped in jail.
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Re: Chased

Postby slutsRus on Sun May 08, 2011 12:08 pm

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Re: Chased

Postby TREW on Wed May 11, 2011 5:58 pm

godless wrote:i see what you were trying to do there, but your delivery sucks. shoulda been more like "ain't your moms gunna be mad that you were taggin the side of your house like that?"

conky wrote:You guys are trippin, the dumpster is the guest house, his mom sleeps in the recycling bin.

CO wrote:one time i was taggin dis trash can in da burbs and da boyz showd up and pulld der guns on me. i startd runnnin and mah homie revok showed up in da choppah.

:roll:

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CO wrote:police dogs wear badges?

Only the ones that aren't undercover.


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