||How can I marry you?
I'm quite not sure how to be legally wed to a collective of amazing people...
I think YES.
Your site has sat long untouched after I got popped with multiple felonies (Vandalism, Trespassing, Evading Arrest, etc...).
Today, however, I blew off the dust and remembered all the good times you brought me.
Coppin' stickers in the forums, getting free schwag on my birthday, and running home to a fat-ass package sitting on my doorstep.
I just want to let you know that you are truly the best out there, and as soon as I can get out of this godforsaken town, I WILL BE ORDERING SO MUCH STUFF YOU WILL CRY OUT OF YOUR ASS.
P.S.- An AP Drip Mop actually saved my life. This guy did not take too kindly to me one night, and came at me with a baseball bat... I managed to bust off the nib and give him a facefull of Bubblegum Smash, and promptly booked my @$$ out of there. I know this guy enough to be sure he wouldn't hesitate to beat the everloving f*ck out me, however fatal the blows.
What an asshole, right?
Just know that your products are used often and well :)
||HAHA Good job with the self defense Ion! Thanks for the support.